Friend: So will your dogs make puppies?
My son: No, you see, they can't.
Friend: How come? There's a boy and a girl dog.
My son (full of authority): Yes, but you see Monty had these really lovely big balls (gesturing tennis ball size for a dog who is not very big) but his owner before us decided to cut them off.
Friend: (horrified) No ways! Why?
My son: Who knows. Grown ups can be strange sometimes. So without balls, there's no puppies.
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